The Ghost of Bin Laden

This guy has more sightings than Elvis, and they're just as likely to be true. This time, a phone call intercepted between Mullah Omar and an aide, in which Omar said 'the sheikh sends his salaams [greetings]' is proof enough for hysterical wishful thinkers to speculate Bin Laden might still be alive ... which will lead them into Bush being a failure, of course.

'It shows he was alive recently at least,' said a senior Afghan intelligence officer. 'Some people might like to think he is dead, but that's just wishful thinking.'

Well, we know Afghans always know what they're talking about.

Bin Laden will next be seen partying with the Loch Ness monster.

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